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Sally Hertz

You've got dandruff, Dudley. When are you going to get it fixed?

Dudley Chamberlen

My lego pirate ship has got enough cannon to blast you out of the water.

Sally Hertz

If brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose.

Dudley Chamberlen

Put your head in a bag of snakes and bite one.

What's that funny smell, Ms Rubenach? Will I open the window?

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Uuhh! Dudley! 

 

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