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Mr PB loves his frog tie.
                  Mr PB's frog tie
 
But most of all Mr PB loves to talk.

 


What was Mr PB talking about?

It's like peeing in your wetsuit: it makes you feel nice and warm and no one knows you are doing it!


What Mr PB says when people complain about something mean someone has said to them...

See no evil.

Hear no evil.

Speak no evil.


What Mr PB says to his class when it's time for lunch...

Muncho muncho mun


The first thing Mr PB says to his class in the morning...

Good morning my two-footed friends.


What Mr PB says to his class when they're talking too much...

Pull down the blinds, my little cuckoo burrows.


What Mr PB says to his class if they're running about all over the place first thing in the morning...

Good morning my deers.

Pray be teetered...

tethered...

tesselated!


What Mr PB says to his class when it's time to go home...

(In a flat, toneless, urgent computer voice...)

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.


What Mr PB says if it's time for everyone to go to the toilet before a long bus trip...

(In a flat, toneless, urgent computer voice...)

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.

Evacuate.                   Evacuate.                   Evacuate.


What Mr PB says if a kid surprises him with a good idea...

Well, drop me in the toaster!


What Mr PB says when his kids begin to understand what he's talking about...

The light yawns.

OR...

Now we're rockin' 'n' rollin' boys and girls. 

 

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