Date: Oneday, 3 May 846BC 08:4600

To: [email protected] (Hephaestus)

From: [email protected] (Zeus, King of the Gods)

Subject: Mother's Day card

I know where you are, you deformed little rat.

Get up here fast and undo your mother or you'll have me to contend with.

I'm going to count up to a million times pi and if you aren't here I'm coming to get you.

Your fond father


Zeus Zaps Zillions