Date: Oneday, 3 May 846BC 08:4600
To: [email protected] (Hephaestus)
From: [email protected] (Zeus, King of the Gods)
Subject: Mother's Day card
I know where you are, you deformed little rat.
Get up here fast and undo your mother or you'll have me to contend with.
I'm going to count up to a million times pi and if you aren't here I'm coming to get you.
Your fond father
Zeus Zaps Zillions