Not bad for a 45-year old--thinks Stephanie Matthews as she slops Soft-as-Silk over herself in the shower.

Tits firm. Pot under control. Cellulite dimples disappeared.

No unseemly humps or bumps.

I like the grey streaks in my hair. Looks good on the telly. Someone they can trust. A grandma with attitude.

Stephanie Matthews massages the Pert Two-In-One into her hair and reminds herself that she needs to do some shopping before she goes home to Launceston tonight. The guest en suite has no conditioner left and Kim and Jasmine and the kids will be coming to stay for the weekend.