A lump of dog shit hangs from a branch in a Christmas tree, tied on with string. The dog turd is made of gold. It's beautiful.

I reach out to touch it.

It turns into a jewellery box. When I lift the lid it plays 'Jingle Bells'.

Then everything goes dark. I reach into the jewellery box and feel around. A ring slips onto my finger and I suddenly go hot all over and rise into the air.