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I am in a room with a photocopier. I want to make copies of my face to send to all the parents in the world to see which ones will have me.

I lift the flap of the photocopier and lie my face against the glass. I press the button.

Flash.

I am blinded for a while. Then I realise my face is stuck to the glass. I'll have to rip the skin off my face to ecape.

Then I realise it's worse than that. My eyes are stuck to the glass, too.

I yell for help but no one comes.

Oh well, while I'm here I may as well make lots of copies. I feel around with my hand until I find the COPY button. I press it for a long time. 

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